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Rocky Balboa

Took you long enough to get here. Took you ten years to get to my house. Huh, what's the matter? You don't like my house? Does my house stink? That's right-it stinks! I didn't have no favors from you! Don't slum around me. Talkin' about your prime. What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I didn't have no prime. I didn't have nithin'! Leg's are goin', everything is goin'. Nobody's getting' no nothin'. Guy comes up, offers me a fight. Big deal. Wanna fight the fight? Yeah, I'll fight… Continue

Posted on May 6th, 2008 at 12:23am — No Comments (Add)

Bob McKenzie

I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.

Posted on May 5th, 2008 at 10:21pm — No Comments (Add)

Prince Fielder is a Vegetarian

If you put bacon in his crap, he wouldn't be a vegetarian.

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Cool Hand Luke

My favorite scene in Cool Hand Luke is when that hot little girl is washing the car in front of the prisoners. I swear you could see George Kennedy's huge hog jump out of his overalls. Lenny should have had his car wash employees dress up as prisoners. Think about how much cash you could make having prisoners wash your cars. It could be the Chippendales of car washes. Do you think Lenny will see New Kids On The Block when they tour? I have a friend, Richard, who we call Cornwallis, who loves t… Continue

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Scrapple or Bacon?

Do you think Lenny likes scrapple or bacon? Scrapple doesn't compare to bacon. Bacon is the sack. If I crapped bacon, I'd eat my own shit. Do you think the survivors on Lost want bacon, scrapple or a nice breakfast sausage?

Posted on May 5th, 2008 at 9:00pm — No Comments (Add)

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